Trump F You You Fing Fs Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt

The Fuck you, you fucking fucks shirt. A classic of American sartorial irreverence since the 1980s. Maybe earlier. These things aren’t accurately chronicled. Often worn in the safe confines of adults with a keen sense of humor, it’s also donned as a curt undergarment in appropriate settings. My father, for instance, was given a forced early retirement at a Fortune 500 and then presented the indignity of a mandatory office going away party. The boldfaced “FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS” shirt given to him by his children, of course, lied quietly beneath his button-up. His little secret. Surely at least one nod and satisfied smile was had by Dad.

Like him or hate him, the 45th President triggered some of the most intolerable cunts of the modern age and did it with an insouciance never seen before. His antics propped up an entire social media empire and rejuvenated a faltering news industry. And while his overall merits will be debated forevermore, one thing is absolutely true – everyone, from time to time, should harness a Trumpian give-no-fucks attitude and let things rip.

Truly, fuck all the fucking fucks. 

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center

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